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This was meant to be a post about animals but kind of went off the rails.
I have (as usual) very little time to write this but I think it’s very important that we talk about something we have NOT talked about in SOME TIME and that thing is ANIMALS. Those carnivores would...
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At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to...
So you know how I’m obsessed with my stats, right? Shut up, all you other bloggers are, too. Don’t even pretend you’re not. You might be all “oh, I blog just for FUN and I’m really just writing for ME”...
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An Open Letter to People Who Find my Blog Accidentally (Volume 18)
Dear People Who Find My Blog Accidentally: Well here we are at December. It is the waning of the year. In happy news, the days are officially getting longer. In sad news, well, everything else, I...
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Last year’s words belong to last year’s language
“For last year’s words belong to last year’s language And next year’s words await another voice.” ― T.S. Eliot, Four Quartets New Year’s Eve always makes me all reflective. Like those strips on your...
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Just be nice to the gentlemen, Fancy, and they’ll be nice to you.
There are a lot of problems in the world today. Unless you’re living in a happy plastic bubble or a biodome or something, I’m sure you’ve heard about some of them. Shooting people. Crazy religious...
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Don’t be hanging ‘round old Catfish John
We haven’t talked about current events in a while, have we? Shame on me. Shaaaaaame. We could talk about Lance Armstrong but honestly, I just don’t care. I think it’s shitty he spent years saying “no...
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Using your common sense and ignoring your heart: a how-to guide
Now that I am an expert on both the movie and the television show Catfish – meaning, I’ve watched the movie and all three of the episodes available to me on my cable’s On-Demand – I think we need to...
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An Open Letter to People Who Find my Blog Accidentally (Volume 19): Part One...
Dear People Who Find My Blog Accidentally: Welcome to January! I totally almost forgot about this post. I’ve had…a month. A month it has been, my dearest darlings. Like, if you were look back on all...
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An Open Letter to People Who Find my Blog Accidentally (Volume 19): Part Two...
Dear People Who Find My Blog Accidentally: Welcome back! We have a lot more to talk about today. Like, I could totally have split this into THREE posts, but I got confused enough how to split it into...
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I may or may not have Hulked out this weekend.
It has been a VERY productive week. And long. But also productive. But LONG. (You can say “that’s what she said” if you want. I won’t even get mad.) I am currently Walking-Deading and sitting on the...
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Never trust a man named Stinky. I feel this is a common-sense thing.
I have two very important things to tell you! TWO THINGS! And possibly more, who knows what will happen, I get distracted a lot, I’m like a kitten with string and/or toy mice. So today, Andreas and I...
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An Open Letter to People Who Find my Blog Accidentally (Volume 20)
Dear People Who Find My Blog Accidentally: It is now February. That means – DRUMROLL DRUMROLL TAH DAH TAH DAHHHHHH! We are almost to Andreas-month! Even better, only THREE MORE DAYS til Andreas-DAY! I...
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Creepy things and what not to do in the city: Amy’s Dad reports!
Two days until ADVENTURES! I’m getting totally antsy. Well, I’ve BEEN antsy. I’m getting antsy-ER. Also, guess what time I have to get up on Saturday. No, seriously, guess. FOUR A.M. I know! That is a...
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I assume this is the hopeless place in which to find love Rihanna was talking...
Sometimes sj sends me awesome things. Well, a LOT of times, I don’t want it to sound like it’s only once and a WHILE the things she sends me are awesome. That would be a terribly ungrateful thing to...
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An Open Letter to People Who Find my Blog Accidentally (Volume 21)
Dear People Who Find My Blog Accidentally: Well, happy March, people of the intertubes. I think it’s supposed to be spring now? Or spring-ish? And sometimes it kind of is. But mostly it’s still cold. I...
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Eark? What’s an eark?
It was a very long day off for me today. You would THINK that would involve more loafing, but really I did a million billion things. I even made a LIST of things to do. And have checked off almost...
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On Wednesdays, we wear pink.
I survived high school. I assume most of you did, too. Or you wouldn’t be here reading this. Well, some of you might still BE in high school. (If so, you have my most abject apologies. You’ll make it...
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Behaving badly elsewhere
I know, I know. I didn’t blog today. I’ll freely admit why. I got home last night and I was lazy and didn’t feel like it, so instead I screwed around on the internet and watched trash television. I...
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An Open Letter to Amazon, on Receipt of Your Most Recent Email of...
Dear Amazon: We need to have a talk. Listen, I know. I use your service a lot. I’m a very loyal customer. And I’m not writing to complain. Well, not really. Not much, anyway. I’m the first to admit...
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Gnomes and creepy dolls and mountains and missing restaurants: a day of...
So! Sunday was a day of ADVENTURE! (I think it bears noting that the cat apparently does not want me to write this post. He keeps putting his paw on my hand so I’m finding it hard to type. YOU STOP...
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